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A Heartwarming story

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A Heartwarming story Empty A Heartwarming story

Post by American Beauty Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:51 pm

A Heartwarming story


A precious little Texas girl, with two missing teeth, walks into Pet Smart and asks the owner,

"Excuthe me mithter, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

As his heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her arms,

leans forward and says;


"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."


I think who ever wrote this one is the same person that wrote "the little girl's first paycheck, and I'm pretty sure this person was an old teacher of mine. affraid
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