Weirdest traffic laws in America

You know the basic traffic laws — stop at a red light, obey the speed limit, don’t drink and drive.

But
this is America, land of the free and home of the
make-it-up-as-you-go-along, so in addition to the standard traffic laws,
there are some weird and wacky ones out there.

Some of them are
specific to activities common in that town or state, and some of them
make you wonder why someone had to tell you it’s illegal to do that.

10. Screeeeeeeeeeeech!
In Kansas, it is illegal to screech your tires. That's a state law, but there are also local ordinances to back it up.

In
Derby, Kansas, for example, it's part of a standard traffic ordinance
that any act which causes or creates "unnecessary rapid acceleration,
unnecessary tire squeal, skid, smoke or slide upon acceleration or
stopping including the casting of tread, gravel, dirt or other road
surface materials from the tires" is illegal. Also any acts that
"simulate a temporary race."

The penalty is a fine up to $500 and/or imprisonment up to 30 days.

9. Eureka! Wake Up.
In
Eureka, California, it is unlawful and an infraction to sleep in any
public space. That might make you think park bench, but they go so far
as to add that you are not to sleep on any sidewalk, alley or STREET.
That’s right, they have to tell you not to sleep in the street.

The
offense, should you live to be penalized for it, is classified as a
misdemeanor and punishable by a fine up to $1,000 and/or up to six
months in jail.

8. Kentucky Doggie
In Fort Thomas, Kentucky,
it is illegal for your pet to “molest” a vehicle. Yes, that is the
actual, unfortunate legal term used in the city ordinance for
“animal-related nuisance.”

The idea of this section is that it is
illegal for a pet to cause “annoyance, discomfort or injury to the
health and welfare of persons in the community.” The ordinance states
that that includes “molesting pedestrians or passing vehicles.”

It
is unclear if they were just being thorough or if doggie molestation of
cars is common here. In any case, the penalty is that animal-control
officers have the right to impound any animal and issue a citation to
the owner. Of course, if your dog has a habit of molesting vehicles, you
probably already knew you had problems!

The penalty is a fine of up to $500.

Rough! Rough!

7. Dunkin', No Parkin'
Yes,
doughnut cravings can be powerful but if you’re in South Berwick,
Maine, they can also be expensive. If you park in front of the Dunkin
Donuts, you will be ticketed. Specifically, the Dunkin Donuts on Main
Street “to a point of 25 feet south.”

No, it’s not so police
officers can always be first in line. It’s actually part of a longer
list of no-parking zones to “avoid conflict with other traffic.” In this
particular case, there’s a school right next door and the road isn’t
big enough for parking — parking there would block traffic. Of the seven
locations listed in this section of the town ordinance, it’s worth
noting that this is the only one that specifically names a business —
“No parking in front of the Dunkin Donuts.” They were probably so sick
of hearing the excuse “Oh, I’ll just be in and out in five minutes,”
that they decided to spell it out — no, seriously, no parking on Main
Street IN FRONT OF THE DUNKIN DONUTS.

The penalty is a fine of up to $175 and/or jail time of up to 30 days.

Hope you enjoyed that doughnut!

6. Watch Your Mouth.
If
you’re not going to listen to your mother and keep your language clean,
you’re going to have to answer to the law in Rockville, Maryland. Here,
it’s illegal to swear within earshot of other people, whether you’re on
a street, sidewalk or highway. That means even if you’re in your car,
you’re going to have to use your talking-in-front-of-the-kids voice.

The penalty is a fine up to $100 and/or jail time up to 90 days.

Dang, that’s tough!

5. Keep It Clean
This
time we’re not talking about your language — we’re talking about your
car. In Minnetonka, Minnesota, it is considered a public nuisance, and
therefore illegal for “a truck or other vehicle whose wheels or tires
deposit mud, dirt, sticky substances, litter or other material on any
street or highway.”

All violations of the Minnetonka code are
subject to fines up to $2,000 but a spokesperson for the city said the
city “attempts several other measures to mitigate the situation before
pursuing misdemeanor charges.”

4. Keep It On
This is also
something you shouldn’t have to tell people outside of a nude beach but
in Sag Harbor, New York, it is illegal to take your clothes off in your
car.

Sag Harbor, out in the tony Hamptons section of Long Island,
is a popular spot for beachgoers. So, this section of the code is part
of the parks and recreation law — that you have to be wearing a bathing
suit in public and you can’t disrobe on the street or in your car or in
any public place.

The penalty is a fine of up to $100 and/or jail time up to three months.

3. Just Roll With It
Roller
skating may seem like a harmless hobby but if you do it in the street
in Canton, Ohio (other than crossing the street, of course) — that’s
illegal.

That section of the Canton code also applies to “any coaster, toy vehicle, skateboard or similar device.”

The penalty is a fine up to $1,000 and up to six months in jail.

How much allowance would you have to save up to pay off a $1,000 fine?!

2. Time's Up!
In
Oregon, no dilly-dallying with your car door: It’s illegal to leave a
vehicle door open on the side of traffic, pedestrians or bicycles “for a
period of time longer than necessary to load or unload passengers.”

The penalty is a fine of $90 and possible jail time.

Ready … set … time’s up!

1. Rats
In Hilton Head, South Carolina, it is illegal to store trash in your car.

Specifically,
that section of the code states that it it’s unlawful “to place, leave,
dump or permit to accumulate any garbage, rubbish or trash in any
building, vehicle and their surrounding areas in the town so that the
same shall or may afford food or harborage for rats.”

A violation is consider a public nuisance and is subject to a fine of up to $500 and/or jail time of up to 30 days.