Suicidal Goat?????

Two hillbilly deer hunters are out hunting, and as they are

walking along they come upon a huge hole in the

ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size

of it.

The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole,

can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep she is?"

The second hunter says" I dunno, let's throw

something down and listen and see how long it takes

to hit bottom."

The first hunter says " There's this old

transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw 'er

in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count

one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over

the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush

behind them. As they turn around they see a goat

come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole

with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each

other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out

what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't

happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did

you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but

we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat

came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert

mile an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole

here!"

The old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I

had him chained to a transmission!"

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1