Three men were hiking through a forest...
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Three men were hiking through a forest...
by ToddS Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:22 pm
Three men were hiking through a forest...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river
.
Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength
to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across
in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that,
the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and
the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and
strong arms and strong legs...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened
to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength,
the tools and the intelligence
to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge.
Guys, if at first you don't succeed,
do it the way your wife told you!
when they came upon a large raging, violent river
.
Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength
to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across
in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that,
the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and
the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and
strong arms and strong legs...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened
to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength,
the tools and the intelligence
to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge.
Guys, if at first you don't succeed,
do it the way your wife told you!
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Re: Three men were hiking through a forest...
by hotmama Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:36 pm
OMG..... I loved that one!
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