Wife Jokes!!!

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Patrick Murra



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

- Nash


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

- Anonymous


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Henny Youngman


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- Rodney Dangerfield


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

- Anonymous


I love this one!

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

- Anonymous

Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, 10 years later you'll want a club and a spade

Marriage is like a Slurpee, you take a few sips and you're like I'm glad I did this, than you take a few more sips and you're like OW OW OW!!!