And God Created Woman

And God Created Woman


One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!”

“What’s the problem, Eve?”

“Lord,
I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m
just not happy.”

“Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above.

“Lord, I am lonely. And I’m sick to death of apples.”

“Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”

“What’s a ‘man’, Lord?”

“This
man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous
ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all,
he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger and faster and more
muscular than you. He’ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball
about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the
sack.”

“Sounds great,” says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

“Yeah, well. He’s better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition.”

“What’s that, Lord?”

“You’ll have to let him believe that I made him first.”

I knew that was how it all happened

That's why we never let anything go, because we had to promise to let men think God made them first. I like letting them think that, it makes it easier to say God got it wrong the first time, but he got it right when he created Women!!!!