50th wedding anniversary

by **ToddS** Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:04 am

A couple goes out to
dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home,
she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental
because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies,
“No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father
threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50
years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!