The Italian Mistress

The Italian Mistress



An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when

this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the

husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.



The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"



"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"



"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce

it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados ,

no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar and Mercedes in the garage,

and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts either.

But.... the decision is all yours."



Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.



"That's Tony’s mistress," says her husband.



Without hesitating she replies, "Ours is prettier."

I like a woman who knows what is important!