Picking on Newfies
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Picking on Newfies
Me buddys missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back!
I asked him how he was coping and he said,"Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of me wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Lard Jasus Yes by'e dats her."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know by'e, but she's good to the kids & a good cook ."
I asked him how he was coping and he said,"Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of me wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Lard Jasus Yes by'e dats her."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know by'e, but she's good to the kids & a good cook ."
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