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Picking on Newfies

Post by Stuart on Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:19 pm

Me buddys missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back!

I asked him how he was coping and he said,"Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of me wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"

Shocked, I answered, "Lard Jasus Yes by'e dats her."

They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

I said, "I know by'e, but she's good to the kids & a good cook ."
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