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Post by Stuart Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:10 pm

A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a
diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my
instructions?'
The Newfie nodded...'I'll tell you though, Lord tundering Jesus,
I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the fuckin' skippin'
Stuart
Stuart

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